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You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
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Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
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Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
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Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
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There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
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I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
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When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!
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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
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I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
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Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!
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A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!
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I'm not racist, I've got a black president.
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Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
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