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You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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