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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
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It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
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I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, If you ever yell at me to stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off.
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Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!
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I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.
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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
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I'm a late-night guy.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
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Comedy is immediate. Comedy is a solo mission. You're all by yourself, up there. And when you're in a film, on a set, it's a collaborative effort. It's about me being a tool for somebody else to create a story and a character from nothing, from their imagination.
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When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'
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I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
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Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
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It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
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Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
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I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
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If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
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