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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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