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Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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