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A lot of comics are kind of vampire types we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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