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I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Boston
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