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The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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