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I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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Brittle
Hands
Spoon
Spoons
Must
Feeble
Feds
Excited
Stage
Actually

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