Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
Dane Cook
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Excited
Stage
Actually
Shows
Brittle
Hands
Spoon
Must
Spoons
Feeble
Feds
More quotes by Dane Cook
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
Dane Cook
They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus.
Dane Cook
I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...
Dane Cook
When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.
Dane Cook
I have faith in all mankind. Well,not faith really, more like hopeful suspicion. And not all but 5 people. Mankind meaning computers.
Dane Cook
When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.
Dane Cook
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook
Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.
Dane Cook
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook
Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
Dane Cook
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
Dane Cook
Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.
Dane Cook
If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
Dane Cook
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
Dane Cook
I was told by a girl once that I should teach a course on how to kiss properly. I thought that was really a nice compliment. I then asked her what she thought about my sexual prowess and she recommended I talk to a guy she used to date. Body blow.
Dane Cook
Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.
Dane Cook
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
Dane Cook
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
Dane Cook
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
Dane Cook
I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.
Dane Cook
