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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Attention
Learn
Make
Crowd
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Laugh
Pay
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