Quote

I'm a late-night guy.

Dane Cook

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Late
Guy
Night

More quotes by Dane Cook

Image
There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.
Dane Cook
Image
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.
Dane Cook
Image
I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
Dane Cook
Image
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane Cook
Image
You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
Dane Cook
Image
I live my life like there's no yesterday.
Dane Cook
Image
I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
Dane Cook
Image
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
Dane Cook
Image
I won't take no for a question.
Dane Cook
Image
Are there glass shards in my anus?!
Dane Cook
Image
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
Dane Cook
Image
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
Dane Cook
Image
I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.
Dane Cook
Image
Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
Dane Cook
Image
There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
Dane Cook
Image
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Dane Cook
Image
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
Dane Cook
Image
A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault: Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!
Dane Cook
Image
Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
Dane Cook
Image
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
Dane Cook