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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
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When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
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When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
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If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
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You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
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I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
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I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
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If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.
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I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage.
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When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.
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Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
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I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
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It really drives me banana sangwich.
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I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school
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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
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When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!
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