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Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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