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I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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