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When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain...
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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