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There's estrogen running through my veins!

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
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If you take a negative, turn it inside out, it's still a negative. You're just revealing the ugly inside of negative so I say keep it as is.
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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
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My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.
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When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.
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It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.
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Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
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I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
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Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
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Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.
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Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?
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If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
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You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them.
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I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
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I can't watch a woman play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables... DJ Diddles.
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I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
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I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
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Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
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Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
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It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
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