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There's estrogen running through my veins!

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Estrogen
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I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.
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When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.
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You can't teach an old hater new truths.
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I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias.
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I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, If you ever yell at me to stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off.
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Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
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You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
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I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school
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I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
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I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.
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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.
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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
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I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
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Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
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