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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.
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Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
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I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
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If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little something that I'm giving to them, a performance that says to them, I want to try. It's all interconnected. I don't think it's thinking too deeply about it.
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There's estrogen running through my veins!
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There was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.
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I'm bringing back the skinny tie but wearing it tied around my balls.
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I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
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I won't take no for a question.
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I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
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Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
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Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?
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Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.
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Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
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When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
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I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
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Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.
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Are there glass shards in my anus?!
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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
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