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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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