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When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Boston
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