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When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'
Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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