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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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Comedy
Stand
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Producer
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