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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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