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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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