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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
Christina
Hot
Notes
Sing
Comedy

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