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My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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