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I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

Dane Cook

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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