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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Boston
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Dane Jeffrey Cook
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