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Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

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Dane Cook
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 18
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Boston
Massachusetts
Dane Jeffrey Cook
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Jokes
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Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.
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Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!
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When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
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I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.
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Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.
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If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
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We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
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I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.
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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
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People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
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I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
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There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.
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A lot of comics are kind of vampire types we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.
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Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.
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When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have to say about this?'
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I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.
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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.
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I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.
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I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.
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