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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
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My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
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The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
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Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
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When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
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If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
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Love is like pancreatitis it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
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Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
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If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.
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It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!
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If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
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It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.
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The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.
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Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
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Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
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I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
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Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.
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What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.
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