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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Obligation
Challenge
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Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
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Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
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People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.
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Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.
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I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
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Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.
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Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
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If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
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Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
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I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.
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Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?
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My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
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Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?
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I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.
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Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
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Life imitates art but art intimidates life.
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I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
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If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
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What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
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Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.
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