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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
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I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
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Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?
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New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
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I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.
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Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
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We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.
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Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.
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If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
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The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.
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If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
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Competition is the death of art.
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One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.
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My father hauled boxes so I could get an education and earn enough money to pay someone to make me lift weights.
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If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
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Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?
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The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.
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If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
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If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
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