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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.
Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
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Why do old people drive with their mouths open?
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I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
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They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.
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What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.
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I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.
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Competition is the death of art.
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There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
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Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
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We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right
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If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.
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The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
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I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
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Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.
Dana Gould
As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
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I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!
Dana Gould
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
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I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.
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I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
Dana Gould