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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Obligation
Challenge
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If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
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There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
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I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
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You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.
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My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
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They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.
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I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.
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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
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Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?
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People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.
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New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
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Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!
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Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
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The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
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The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
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If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
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The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
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If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
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Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
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