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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
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Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
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As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
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The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
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Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.
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Competition is the death of art.
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I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.
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Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
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Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.
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What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
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Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?
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Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
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I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
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The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.
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Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.
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It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.
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I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
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My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
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Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
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A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.
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