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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.
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What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.
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If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
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We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right
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What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
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The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
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It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!
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The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
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I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.
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I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
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If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
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Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
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I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
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I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.
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I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
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Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
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One day they will invent a time machine and, like the internet, it will be used primarily for boning.
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I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
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The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
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