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If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
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