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I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Live
Everything
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Peanut
Peanuts
Butter
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Dies

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