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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
Backwards
Parts
Sayin
Strap
Spelled

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Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
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I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.
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I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
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The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.
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My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
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New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
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The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
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I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.
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My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
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Competition is the death of art.
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What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.
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Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
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If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.
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Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.
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Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
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When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
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It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
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