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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Strap
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If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
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Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
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If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
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Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.
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It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.
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If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
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Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.
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Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
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Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
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There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
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I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
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What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?
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It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
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Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.
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You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.
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Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
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I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
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What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.
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