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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
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If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.
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Women do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
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To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.
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If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.
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New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!
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The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.
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One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
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I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
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Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.
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