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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
Sayin
Strap
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
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Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?
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I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
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I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
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Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
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Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
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If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
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Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
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It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
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Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
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A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.
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Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
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What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.
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Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
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It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!
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Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.
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Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
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The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
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Women are like pumpkins you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.
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