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As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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