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I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Love
Yawn
Dogs
Dog
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Especially
Middle

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