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What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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