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Love means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means apologizing when you know you're right.
Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
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How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
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I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.
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If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
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Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.
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If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
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I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
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I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
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Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
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If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
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As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.
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When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
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If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
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My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
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What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?
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