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Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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