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Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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