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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
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