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I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

Dana Gould

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Mistakes
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Longer
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Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it.
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
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How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
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A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.
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I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
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As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.
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Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
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There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
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I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
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I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
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