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I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.

Dana Gould

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
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The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
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Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.
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I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.
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If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.
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What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.
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My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
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I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.
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I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
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Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
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The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
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If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
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