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Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.
Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
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