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Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
Football
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