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Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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Four
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Chicks
Ever
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Jew

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