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I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Dana Gould

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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